[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

By the way, I thought that one about Gandalf killing people insanely was REALLY funny. I do have a strange sense of humour though.

Here's 2.

Legolas: Crebain from Dunland!

Aragorn: Hide!

Legolas: No wait guys, hold on a second.

Gandalf: Legolas, those are spies of Saruman! Hurry and hide!

Legolas: No problem, I can shoot them all down.

Gandalf: Don't you realise that we........I'll bet you 20 quid you can't.

Legolas: Oh really?

Boromir: Hey, I want some of this, I raise you 50 Legolas.

Legolas: Well then! Throwing away our cash today are we? I'll show you!

*Legolas proceeds to kill every single bird but one with a total of 14 arrows*

Legolas: Oh blast!

Boromir: Whey-hey! Cough up, big guy!

Sam: Am I the only one who thought that was really good?

Frodo: Uh....guys - the spy?

Saruman(to Lurtz): Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
Take some olive oil, some ash, a dash of molten iron and a pinch of parsley, stick it in a pot and VOILA!