Picture this scene from the movie: Frodo is lying on the ground, eyes all pale, you know, breathing raspy...looking really bad.
Pippin: "Is he going to die?"
Aragorn: "Yes, he just got done reading the whole entire '101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say' thread in one sitting. Yes, all 13 pages. There is no hope. Not even Elvish medicine could save him."
Merry: "Um, actually that was Diamond18. Frodo, now, he was stabbed by a morgul blade."
Aragorn: "Oh, right. Well, it doesn't really matter; they will both die because of it."
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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