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Diamond18 · 10-09-2002, 07:28 PM

Faramir: "What is your name? Whence do you come? And whither do yuo go? What is your business?"

Gollum: "I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that hobbit and POW! Mesa here! Mesa very scared!"

Faramir: "The punishment for entering the Forbidden Pool unbidden is death!"

Gollum: "How wude!"

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Gandalf after fighting the Balrog: "ADRIENNE!"

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Frodo, after entering Bag-end and finding the Ring on the floor where Bilbo dropped it: "Well, ruffle my hair and call me Bingo! What's this?"

[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

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Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Faramir: "What is your name? Whence do you come? And whither do yuo go? What is your business?" Gollum: "I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that hobbit and POW! Mesa here! Mesa very scared!" Faramir: "The punishment for entering the Forbidden Pool unbidden is death!" Gollum: "How wude!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gandalf after fighting the Balrog: "ADRIENNE!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frodo, after entering Bag-end and finding the Ring on the floor where Bilbo dropped it: "Well, ruffle my hair and call me Bingo! What's this?" [ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.