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Ainaserkewen · 03-28-2003, 05:26 PM

Hee Hee.
Gandalf:Put on a few pounds there eh Shadowfax?
Shadowfax:Look who's talking blubber butt!
Gandalf:I know, I didn't know you could talk!

Sauron:Oh my God!

Gandalf:Hey there Denethor, I've got great news for you!

Nazgul:EEEEEKKKK!(Jumping on chairs)HOBBITS!

Gollum:See ya later guys, smeagols off to work on his tan.

Elrond: YOu shouldn't stay in middle earth Arwen.
Arwen: your right dad, hey, I hope someone's not quoting me on this.

Orcs: Toga! Toga!

Pippin: That's a proper orc drought that was.

An old gaffer in an inn: That was a proper 1420 that was.

03-28-2003, 05:26 PM	#544
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Hee Hee. Gandalf:Put on a few pounds there eh Shadowfax? Shadowfax:Look who's talking blubber butt! Gandalf:I know, I didn't know you could talk! Sauron:Oh my God! Gandalf:Hey there Denethor, I've got great news for you! Nazgul:EEEEEKKKK!(Jumping on chairs)HOBBITS! Gollum:See ya later guys, smeagols off to work on his tan. Elrond: YOu shouldn't stay in middle earth Arwen. Arwen: your right dad, hey, I hope someone's not quoting me on this. Orcs: Toga! Toga! Pippin: That's a proper orc drought that was. An old gaffer in an inn: That was a proper 1420 that was. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?