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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-02-2003, 06:31 AM

Sam: Mr Frodo, you can't hardly walk. I'll have to carry you up the mountain.

Frodo: Would you give it a rest Sam? All I hear every single day is Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo! Can I carry your backpack, would you like some of my water, Mr Frodo, shall I sing you a song, can I give you a goddam backrub?!! Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo, MR FRODO!" My name, Sam, is MR BAGGINS! You got that? B-A-G-G-I-N-S!!!!!!!!! I am your EMPLOYER, not your friend, and you shall address me with RESPECT!

Sam: Gee, I'm sorry Mr Frodo...

Frodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Gollum: Wow, even I didn't know he was that stressed.

[ April 02, 2003: Message edited by: Eomer of the Rohirrim ]

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Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Sam: Mr Frodo, you can't hardly walk. I'll have to carry you up the mountain. Frodo: Would you give it a rest Sam? All I hear every single day is Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo! Can I carry your backpack, would you like some of my water, Mr Frodo, shall I sing you a song, can I give you a goddam backrub?!! Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo, MR FRODO!" My name, Sam, is MR BAGGINS! You got that? B-A-G-G-I-N-S!!!!!!!!! I am your EMPLOYER, not your friend, and you shall address me with RESPECT! Sam: Gee, I'm sorry Mr Frodo... Frodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !! Gollum: Wow, even I didn't know he was that stressed. [ April 02, 2003: Message edited by: Eomer of the Rohirrim ] __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond