manwe: heh, heh... my plot for world domination is almost complete. all i need is a pomegranate and a chipmunk...
yavanna: burn you goddamn trees! burn! haha! die!
tulkas: ooh, lets check my schedule for today... first flower arranging, then dancing through the woods... lalalala
varda: how on arda did i get my throwing stars stuck in space? now how am i supposed to defend myself?
morgoth: i declare, old bean, why dont we just end this silly old fighting, eh, old fruit? lets go singing into the trees-
(cut off by yavanna, who launches herself at him, crying: dont you touch my trees)
gimli: oh, toss me, toss me, its so fun! by the beard! please, by the beard!
legolas: a red sun rises. it will be sunny today
gimli: you dont say? stupid elf
legolas: *punches gimli, then killls, skins and eats him*
ok, dont mind their weirdness... im insane you see. its a condition. meeeeeep
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