Legolas in the Battle of Helms Deep:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! huh! *stabs orc* Those cats were fast as lightening! huh! *stabs orc* It was a little bit frightening...
Gandalf: I'm too sexy for my robes...
The entire fellowship: *around the campfire singing* Kumbya my Lord, Kumbya...
Gimli: Everyone...I'm gay!
Saruman: *looks into palantir* Yes, um, can please have a large cheese pizza, a diet coke, and an order of breadsticks please? Twenty minutes? Ok thanks...
[ April 22, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ]
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