Daewen, I love the Knights Tale thing!! LOL
The Elf in tights thing is really funny too! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
How about this ( Another Matrix parody)
Elrond: Come with us Mister Greenleaf
Leglolas: The Name IS LEGO!! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
Nah, that was dumb.
Let me try again.
A long long time ago:
Deagol is eating a box of cracker jacks and picks out a ring and Gollum takes it from him.
the 2nd age
Frodo is eating a box of cracker jacks, pulls out another One ring.
Frodo: Wow, hey Uncle Bilbo looky what I found!
Bilbo, upset and astounded, rushes over to compare the two.
Bilbo : I don't believe it!
Sam comes bumbling up the walk to Bag End, pops his head in the window and with a mouth choc-full-o cracker jacks and exclaims,'Miffer Frodo, Loo wha I found!', as chewed carmel covered pop corn hits Bilbo's face.
Bilbo inspects Sams ring as well.
Bilbo: They are just cheap imitations.
Gollum sitting in the woods he is so fat he looks like a bloated frog with a humongous pile of empty cracker jack boxes on one side
and a giant pile of One rings in front of him.
Gollum: Ohh yessss, we have the Preciousesss now don't we. Yessss we has the preciousesssss. Because preciousss has had babiesss yess.
[ April 27, 2003: Message edited by: Yavanna Kementari ]
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