This is an Awesom thread!
Fangorn: Hello Saruman, I brought you a present, they call themselves "hobbits" I thought you'd have some use for them.
Saruman: Wow, just what I always wanted! Oh by the way can you come over for tea next week?
Fangorn: Sure anytime. Oh and by the way, if you ever need wood, my forest isat your disposal.
Gollum: Massster, we could help you carry the Preciousssss.
Frodo: Okay here you go, it's been rather heavy lately.
Denethor: Gandalf, so good to see you, any chance you have found the long-lost heir of Isildur?
Gandalf: as a matter of fact, yes.
Denethor: How splendid!
Sauron: I wish I had eyelashes.
Denethor: And know I shall burn myself and my son alive.
Pippin: Are you sure you want to do that?
Denethor: On second thought, burning myself really isn't a very good idea.
Or
Pippin: Great idea, can you burn me to?
Sam: Gollum, if you ever get the ring back will you give me the Shire to be my own personel garden?
Gollum: Okay, nice hobbit.
(Gandalf changes Theoden back into a human beingin TT)
Theoden: My beutiful wrinkles, what did you do with them! Change me back, NOW!
Saruman after gathering his huge army: You know, maybe I shouldn't take over Rohan...
Gandalf on Orthanc when Gwaihir shows up: Ugh, you again, couldn't some other eagle come to rescue me.
Sauron: Really, what's the point of a big scary eye without eyelashes...
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