I'd kidnap Glorfindel and take him to our school's formals. I bet he looks really great in a suit. Plus, if any hideous Balrog cheerleaders rear their ugly heads, he can kick their skirt clad fiery butts.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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