What do you mean, what is wrong with Boromir and Gandalf? First of all, Gandalf would be like a third parent, plus he needs a face lift. As for Boromir, my Grandma fancies Boromir...need I say more?
I would kidnap a few orcs and let them battle it out, charging people to watch. oh, and a few hobbits to wait on me. And some elves to give as presents to my friends.
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Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it.
~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~
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