[The Green Ringwraith]

(Lurtz is fixing to kill Boromir)

Lurtz : *has already shot Boromir once* *draws the second arrow*
Boromir : *watches in horror* *frozen with terror*
Lurtz : *face screws up with.. idescision? pain?*
Boromir : *yawns* *waits*
Lurtz : I CAN'T TAKE IT! *drops bow and arrow and picks wedgie*
Merry and Pippin : *from the bushes comes shouts of laughter*
Lurtz : Come back here you ***holes!!!! *chases the hobbits down the hill*
*Merry and Pippin crash into Sam who rolls down the hill and into the water and drowns*
PJ : CUT! CUT!!!!!