[good idea at the time]

I'm confused. Are we going for cute or sinister now?

Either way: Smurf.

Do not mock me, mortal. You do not know the terror that is a smurf. Small, blue, and sinister, we ride beneath black billowing robes. Our leader, the Witch-King, is Papa Smurf, of Angmar. Second in command is our stragezier, Brainy Smurf. Handy Smurf forges our Nazgul blades. And I am the terrible and feared Daisy Smurf!