I'm no comedian, but I thought up some pretty crazy ones...
In Maggot's field
Sam: Mr. Frodo? Frodo? Frodo! (he finds Frodo) I thought I lost you.
Frodo: What do you mean?
Sam: It's just something Gandalf said.
Frodo: What did he say?
Sam: "Don't you lose him, Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to.
Frodo: Sam, we're still in the Shire! What could possibly happen?
(The huge Monty Python foot stomps on Frodo, making a huge farting noise.)
Sam: NOOOOOOO!!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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In Moria, towards the Bridge of Khazad-Dum, the party is climbing down the stairs and jumping over a gap. Boromir is ready to toss Gimli across.
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf! ( He jumps across and is losing his balance on the edge. Legolas grabs him by the beard.)
Gimli: Not the beard! (The beard turns out to be fake and is ripped off of Gimli's chin. Gimli falls.)
Gimli: I said not the beeeeeeaaaard!
Legolas: (holding the fake beard) Oopsies. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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