At the council of Elrond:
Aragorn:By my life or death,I will protect you.
Legolas:You have my bow.
Gimli:And you have my axe!
Boromir:Umm,yah..Well,you have my vote if you ever run for president or whatever. Well,I really gotta go,orcs to slay,people to impress,you know.
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The Fellowship is on the mountain (what's it called again?! This is shamefel..) and Saruman has just created an avalanche:
*Several arms and legs come up out of the snow and some one coughs.Legolas shakes himself free and starts walking across the snow*
Aragorn:Gangalf we mus-...Umm..Legolas,you might wanna watch for that cliff there,kinda slippery and all. We wouldn't want you to fall..
*Aragorn jumps up and shoves Legolas off the cliff and starts jumping around and dancing*
Aragorn:WOO HOO!! Now I have the most fan-girls! So long Legolas! WE'll miss you!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Ok,that was pathetic..
~Willowberry~
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