Have I already said, "Two words...Jack...Black?" If not, then "Jack...Black!" Council scene...MTV Movie Awards...you know...especially those of you with the Extended Version DVD...
Aragorn, later in life. He has grown cranky. The watch calls that it is 12 a.m. An apparition appears.
Apparition: Aaaaragorn...Aaaaragorn!
Aragorn: Bah! Who goes there, dammit? I'm trying to sleep!
Apparition: I am the ghost of Middle Earth past. Woooooooooo!
Aragorn: Eh, buzz off...
Apparition: But I am heeeere to shoooow yoooouuuu...
*Aragorn takes Narsil down from where he keeps it and kills the Apparition, then calmly goes back to bed*
So much for "A Christmas Carol: LotR Style"!
Okay, that was really, really lame...I'm sorry, I really am...
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