Here is my tribute:
At the Mirror of Galadriel.
Galadriel:Will you look into the mirror?
Frodo:What will I see?
Galadriel:It's a MIRROR!!!!! You stupid idiot what do you think you will see. Yourself ofcaurse.
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In Mordor at the bridge of Kh?zad-D?m
Gimli:No one tosses a Dwarf.
Boromir:Oh yeah?! Well I do you sawed off runt!!!!
*pick's up Gimli and trows him to the other site*
---------------------------------------------In Mordor at the bridge of Kh?zad-D?m when Gimli jumps and Legolas grabs his beard to save him.
Gimli: Not the beard!!!!!
Legolas:Okay suite youself.
*Legolas let's go of Gimli's beard and Gimli falls into the shadow*
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At the coucel of Elrond.
Elrond:The ring must be destroyed.
Gimli:Then what are we waiting for?
*Grabs an axe and strikes at the rings. Explosion and Gimli falls on the ground.
Elrond:The ring can not be.......
*Sudden silence and all look at the rings that lies pulverised on the rock.
Elrond:Well that was a little bit easyer then I expected.
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Oh and people don't say they are not funny because they all are so just don't give those (I know not funny cause I was tired) addings because they are funny!!!!!!!!
[ December 20, 2002: Message edited by: Helkahothion ]
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