Galadriel and Frodo stand by the mirror.
Galadriel: You are a ringbearer Frodo, To bear a ring of power is to be alone.
Frodo:Yeah right, just look at you:you are married, you have children, grandchildren and you wear a ring of power. So don't tell me that I have to be alone you hypocrite!!!
*Frodo starts sobbing and run's a way*
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At the councel of Elrond.
Legolas:He is Aragorn son of Arathorn and he...
Boromir:Aragorn Shmaragorn, who give's a sh*t?
Aragorn grab's his sword, and slashes Boromir's head of. He calmy park's his butt in his chair and say's:I never liked that guy anyway.
Everyone:Yeah your right he was a anoying little man.
[ December 23, 2002: Message edited by: Helkahothion ]
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