YAY!! So glad everyone likes what I wrote.
Nazgul with pink fluffy earmuffs?? AAH!!!
Poor Balrog...rolling off a cliff...and I was planning to keep him as a friend.
Okay, my friend actually wrote this one, but here it is anyhow...
Sam is looking in the mirror.
Galadriel: What do you see?
Sam: OH NO! THE SHIRE! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Sam (thinks): All I see is some really gross looking water and a couple of dead insects. But I'd feel like a fool to say that! - Frodo saw all that stuff
Frodo (thinks): Wow, that mirror was a sham! I want my money back! All I saw was my reflection... not that it's not pretty, of course....
I love that one...but give her credit not me!! (when I remember her username...)
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