Yall, these are so flipppin funny. Here is my sad attempt:
On the feild when The Riders of Rohan give Aragorn and Legolas a horse.
Gimli: You'll never see me on a horse.
Eomer: Oh- wait -we have aaaaaaa [pause] Shetland Pony!
Gimli: Oh Joy!!!
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..You thought you were rid of me diddnt you?...diddnt you?!?!?
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