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Diamond18 · 12-15-2002, 10:26 PM

The One Gel-Pen. What I write, comes true. Or I could make The One Typrwriter or The One Word Processor for speedier world domination.

"It was a dark and stormy night" *instant thunder crash*

"Every person who ever hit one of my cats with their car will be cursed for the rest of their lives, and cats will hiss at them and scratch them wherever they go" etc.

I wouldn't really do that, I guess, but when you talk about emulating the Dark Lord it puts me in an evil state of mind. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Let's try something nicer:

"The sun broke over the hill and lo, the grass was green and the waters ran blue and clear...which was rather odd because its December, but nevermind that...and all wars ceased and suddenly everyone felt a great and deep love for Jesus and an all encompassing love for mankind well up inside them, so that they felt compelled to do the utmost good wherever they went."

But of course the One Gel-Pen/Typewriter/Word Processor would automatically correct my grammar for me. And that's the best part.

12-15-2002, 10:26 PM	#7
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	The One Gel-Pen. What I write, comes true. Or I could make The One Typrwriter or The One Word Processor for speedier world domination. "It was a dark and stormy night" instant thunder crash "Every person who ever hit one of my cats with their car will be cursed for the rest of their lives, and cats will hiss at them and scratch them wherever they go" etc. I wouldn't really do that, I guess, but when you talk about emulating the Dark Lord it puts me in an evil state of mind. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Let's try something nicer: "The sun broke over the hill and lo, the grass was green and the waters ran blue and clear...which was rather odd because its December, but nevermind that...and all wars ceased and suddenly everyone felt a great and deep love for Jesus and an all encompassing love for mankind well up inside them, so that they felt compelled to do the utmost good wherever they went." But of course the One Gel-Pen/Typewriter/Word Processor would automatically correct my grammar for me. And that's the best part. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.