It would be leopard-print. And no: it wouldn't make you invisible, because then no one could see how good you looked in the thong!
It would make you...look 30 pounds lighter...oh wait, then I'd be 40 pounds underweight for my height. Scratch that: how about 5 pounds lighter.
Better idea: they make you look however you want, so you don't need to seduce people with your voice, you can do it with your looks. So you can be a complete moron and still rule!
Hmmm...that explains the draw some men seem to have to Britney Spears *gags*...she's harboring the One Thong...
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