They actually have thongs now that can be ripped off painlessly because they snap. Don't ask how I know that...
Hmmm...if the thong was alive, then it would be able to see you...then it would always be seeing you naked...not a bad job for most guys, I would imagine...not sure I'd be completely comfortable with having a living thong on, but...
Hmmm...I find computers frightening enough already. If they had a mind of their own...but mine already does anyway.
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"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
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