Q:Elladan and Elrohir, what was the first thing you did after dear old dad left Middle Earth?
Elladan: We grieved and wept and mourned the loss...
Elrohir: NOT!!!!
Elladan: What d'ya think we were gonna do?? We partied like there was no tomorrow.
Elrohir: Then we did all the things "dear old Dad" never let us do...
Elladan: We swam after we ate, neglected to brush our teeth and hair after meals...
Elrohir: stopped putting clips in our hair, and teased Arwen... A LOT.
Elladan: Duh!!
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