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Old 12-24-2002, 02:31 PM   #15
Helkahothion
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Elrond:Well if you do like cookies you should take this ring and toss it into a moutain Frodo. You will get a lot of cookies.
Frodo:Elrond, you stupid moron! Why the h*ll are you talking about cookies?
Elrond:You know what I mean,those jummy little round one's with the choclate bits in them.
Gimli:Choclate chip?
Elrond:Yes choclate chip's.
Boromir:It's a gift, a gift to the foes of Mordor, why not use this ring so that we can............
*everyone looks at Boromir and a large painfull silence follow's*
Elrond:Ehm Boromir, where talking about cookies and not about the Ring of Power.
Frodo:What is wrong with you people!!!??? The world is about to be taken over by an evil dark lord.
Elrond:Evil dark lord? Hmm evil Dark lord?
*Looks into emptyness and think's a lot.
Elrond:Ooooh I rember, elderly chap, long dark robe, pointy helmet.
*frodo's face brightens up*
Elrond:Havn't seen him for 3000 years.
Bilbo:Yes and that dragon to.
Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]ragon?
Bilbo:Yes a dragon, he went to get siggies 3000 years ago and never went back.
Legolas:I heard he live's on the lonly mountain know and has spawned.
Gimli:Oh really girl? Oh no he didn't.
Legolas:Yes he did girlfriend. What a tramp eh?
Frodo:Hey what will we do with the ring of power?
Aragorn:Oh Frodo:You and your stupid ring give it a rest. Stop being serious all the time, it's not as if it is your responsebillaty.
Frodo:But it is my responsebilety!!!!!I'm supposed to take it to Mt. Doom and destroy it.
Peter Jackson:Oh Frodo, you imbecile!!!!!!!! That was what this councel was going to decide!!!
Frodo:Well I'm sorry but you changed the storyline a bit so I got confused!!!!!!
*Everyone stands up angry and beats the living p*ss out of Frodo's sorry little *ss*

Yeah now that is how that councel should have been done. PJ pack your bag's I'm taking over.
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