Galadriel: Will you look into my mirror?
Frodo: What will I see?
Celeborn: *to the side* A very clean underside, I should hope. I spent all day scrubbing it with my silver polish! After all that arm strength required, I feel invincible!
Galadriel: Shut up, wench!
Celeborn: Yes ma'am, so terribly sorry, do you need me to do your laundry?
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Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.
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