Well, this has nothing to do with Ebay, but I thought it was funny. As seen on a shirt at Comicon festival:
"I was...
Chased from my house
Stabbed by a wratih
Assaulted by a muntant octopus
Speared by a troll
Stalked by a creepy little man
Drawn into a corpse filled swamp
Poisoned by a spider
Rendered unconsious
I even lost my ring,
And all I got was this lousy t-shirt
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar?
MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com
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