[Daewen]

Arwen's hommade documentary
-Day two...hotel room

Hic...hic...that stupid...hic...Aragorn. He was cheating on me with...with a ^$*@() crossdressing sheild maiden from Rohan!!!!!!!! He didn't even sleep with me last night...and after I got that new sexy leather stuff too. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Ooooo when I get my hands on that Eowyn, she'll be sorry... [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Hm...I think I just got an idea...
*camera fades to black and evil sounding music plays. camera turns on again to see Arwen in front of Theoden*

Arwen: Hey...Theo dude...
Theoden: ARGH!!! I have had just about enough of that! AIEEEEEEEE!!! *whacks Arwen to the ground and runs off like a madman*
Arwen: Oh no! I seem to have been struck to the ground! I am a helpless week woman, and therefore need a big strong man to help me.
Faramir: *runs over* Oh my god, are you ok?
Arwen: *fake sob* Well, I'll be fine...I think some of my ribs are broken, and my back snapped, and...
Faramir: Oh my god, who did that to you?
Arwen: Well...I don't know if I should tell you...seeing as you two are married and all...
Faramir: EOWYN?! My Eowyn?! She did this to you? Why?
Arwen: *pathetic cough* I...I don't know. I was just walking along, minding my own business...and then from out of no where, this crazy woman pounces on me and beats me up. I think she needs to go into therapy or something, after running around dressed like a man and all.
Faramir: Oh, father told me not to marry a sheild maiden, but did I listen? Nooooooooo...
Arwen: *another pathetic cough* Don't blame yourself if I...die. Eowyn has something against me. She was sleeping with my husband last night...
Faramir: And she told me she was going bowling! Come on Arwen, you can stay with me untill I figure out what to do with that (&@!*)(@! wife of mine.
Arwen: *evil grin* ok...can we stop back at my place first? I have some leather stuff I want to bring with me...
Faramir: *lusty smile* leather?

[ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ]