Here are my pathetic ideas....
Gandalf: sexy, smart&magical- the autobiography of David Copperfield
Aragorn: the Greenpeace "Save the forests" monthly magazine; Romeo&Juliet if it comes to write Arwen a postcard
Legolas: Diana-her true story; Glamour; Elle
Eowyn: Bridget Jones Diary
Galadriel: Tarot for beginners
Celeborn: Your wife´s more powerful than you-100 ways to live with that
Saruman: Orc training for beginners
Sauron: beeing evil- intermediate level
Arwen: How I got my way&husband- the very secret autobiography of Lúthien
Elrond: When kids leave the house- exepting the fact your children are grown
Denethor: Mortally black- Get depressed in five easy steps
... yeah, that´s about it
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