First, I would laugh hysterically for about 5 minutes.
Then, I'd run up on stage, push Frodo and the others aside to give myself room, and start singing "Lady Marmalade" or something, dancing all the while.
Then, even though I'm 15, I'd find myself a drink, get quite drunk, and continue to join in the merriment, flirting shamelessly with all of the unmarried ones all the while (even Gimli).
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"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
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