Bilbo - RICHARD SIMMON'S CLONE!!! "Oh! My old Twinkie collection! I would very much like to taste the cream filling and lemony cake again..." You get the idea.
Arwen - recluse fashion designer: we'd all know who she was and what she'd made, but nobody would ever see her.
Eowyn - militant feminist with a buzz cut.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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