Here's mine.
Saruman: You shall taste MAN FLESH!!!
Lurtz: *But I was thinking of going veggie...*
Gimli: And I suppose you think you're the one to do it.
Legolas: *Actually, I'd rather stay home and do my hair. Why don't you take it, you idiotic midget?*
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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