Gandalf: Does gray really go with my skin tone? Nah - it makes me look fat. Let's go with WHITE!
Saruman: White makes me look washed out...I know! I'll give my old robes to Gandalf!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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