Gollum: These hobbitses smell funny...
Galadriel: Hey! That Legolas kid is, like, sooooooo hot! Fer sure!
Gimli: Little do they know, I'm a woman!
(I've always had my theory that Gimli was a woman, Legolas found out, and they fell in love...my friends don't like that idea too much...)
Arwen: Hmmm...Faramir's kinda hot...what's he got that Aragorn doesn't, anyway?
Gandalf: *as he's falling* Hmmm...I want...ICE CREAM!
Thorondor: Visiting the hobbits a bit too much, aren't we Mithrandir...oof! uh! Must...fly...higher...
Grima Wormtongue: Awww! A puppy! I want a puppy! It's so cuuuuuuuuuuute!
Denethor: Actually, Faramir's cooler than Boromir ever was...why'd I say I wished he was dead? *smacks himself on the forehead each time he says:* STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
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"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
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