On the River Anduin
Aragorn looks back to see the log with eyes...
*A log with eyes?! I really am losing it...*
Boromir: They have a cave troll! *Wow, I'll have to add it to my strange-Middle-Earth-creature-spotting list... ooh, it's a really rare one...*
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You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
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