Can't believe no one's ever thought of this before:
In the mines of Moria
Gandalf: When in doubt Meriadoc, always follow your nose.
Pippin in background: *Fruit Loops?! That reminds me, I'm hungry!*
... Did anyone catch that?
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You can take a hobbit out of the Shire but you can't take the Shire out of a hobbit.
Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
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