[Nari]

Coming to Fox this May...


Legolas: You guyyyyyyyyyyys! Somebody used the last of my shampooooo!

Gimli: Quit whinin' yeh bloody elf!

Legolas: That's... not nice... *pouts*

NINE MEMBERS


Boromir: Come on, Frodie, lemme see the ring!

Frodo: You stay away or I'll take your immortality sign away!

Boromir: Just let me see it...

ONE MISSION


Aragorn: Where's the ketchup?

NO KETCHUP

Arwen: I just know Aragorn will be faithful. I mean, we've known each other for a while, and I gave up my immortality for him- no, I mean my actual immortality. He better be greatful.

Éowyn: They locked me in this room with Aragorn. You never know what will happen. All I can say is that little Elf ***** better watch her back or she'll be getting it full throttle!

GIRL ON GIRL FULL THROTTLE

Legolas: I knew it would be hard living with so many people in such a small amount of space, but I had no idea how dirty everyone else's hair would be... I mean, if they want to survive they could at least wash their hair... and... feet, ugh.

HE DOESN'T LIKE DIRT

Sam: This morning we had another challenge. Then a lot of girls in bikinis came over and tried to seduce us. I was told something about having to sing in the finals tomorrow. I tell you, this reality television has to stop!

THE RULES DON'T MAKE SENSE...

Pippin: It was hard goin' without Merry... but I've been making a lot of new friends. And tomorrow, we go challenge the cast of Road Rules. Elrond better watch his back!

THE FIGHTS ARE PREDICTABLE:

Aragorn: I am the rightful king of Gondor!

Legolas: You owe him your allegience! And taxes!

Boromir: You can't make me pay taxes! Never!

Frodo: Come on, this is the tenth time you've had this conversation!

Boromir: Can it, midget!

Sam: He's not a midget you scum!

Merry: Don't call him scum!

THE SHOW GETS BORING...

Pippin: Let me get this straight. I go out with 20 women, then get to pick who I want to marry?

ONE OF THEM IS GAY...

Aragorn: "Who wants to marry the heir of Isildur"? But I don't want to get married!

Legolas: I know everybody thinks it's me, but it's not... I mean

Merry: Quit hogging the camera, elf!

IN A BRAND NEW POINTLESS REALITY SHOW...

LEGOLAS. MERRY. PIPPIN. FRODO. SAM. BOROMIR. GIMLI. ARAGORN.

AND...

Boromir: Oh my god! When I went in to take my bath, Gandalf was in their showering... all these wrinkles and freckles and that hair...

Legolas: Gray hair clogging my drain!

GANDALF.

LORD OF THE SURVIVING BIG BROTHERS IN TEMPTATION ISLAND THAT MARRY A MILLIONAIRE BACHELOR FROM AMERICAN IDOL

COMING THIS MAY, DON'T MISS IT!

Orc # 25: I just feel like nobody understands me...