Why did the chicken cross the road...
Movie Pippin: Because we need someone with intelligence on this mission... quest... thing.
Farmer Maggot: Because he's been in my crops! (waving scythe)
Movie Frodo: I think he should get out of the road... get out of the road!
Book Pippin: Ho Ho Ho, to the bottle he goes...
Elrond: He may find friends upon his way when he least looks for it.
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.
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