[Max]

I saw some one write their own version of the "in the land of mordor" poem, so i thought i'd cop-off them. The first line was a lot like theirs, and nothing could beat their "pie" verse (very funny).

Three rings for the Elven-Kings who never seem to die,
Seven for the Dwarf-Lords (the most indignant of the lot),
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to fry,
One for the Dark Lord who seems to be on pot
In the land of Mordor where the mean people lie.
One ring to fool them all,
One ring behind them,
One ring to shove them all
And in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor where the mean people lie.

Maxdout