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The Many Incarnations of Middle-Earth

Frodo Baggins - angst incarnate
Quote: “Sigh”

Samwise Gamgee – fidelity incarnate
Quote: “I will kill you if you touch him!!!”

Meridoc Brandybuck – contributiveness incarnate
Quote: “You know . . .”

Peregrine Took – asinine incarnate
Quote: “Oops!”

Gimli son of Gloin – indignation incarnate
Quote: “Auch!”

Aragorn son of Arathorn – melancholy incarnate
Quote: “I have an identity crisis.”

Boromir of Gondor – arrogance incarnate
Quote: “Precioussss . . .Gondor.”

Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood – poise incarnate
Quote: “Look out, more Doom!”

Elrond of Rivendell – sulkiness incarnate
Quote: “Yes. No. Whatever. . . God, I need a valium!”

Arwen daughter of Elrond of Rivendell – aloofness incarnate
Quote: “My daddy’s famous!”

Gladriel of Lothlorien – pessimism incarnate
Quote: “Screw you guys, I’m going home!”

Celeborn husband of Gladriel of Lothorien – unacknowledged incarnate
Quote: “I . . . Yes, dear.”

Gollum – addiction incarnate
Quote: “Hissss. . . Precioussss . . . Hisss- cough.”

Gandalf the Grey – evasiveness incarnate
Quote: “No, really, that’s all I know.”

Saruman the White – nefariousness incarnate
Quote: “Wheeee! I’m Evil!”