[Kalimac]

Max, I love it! Some feeble contributions of my own.

Ted Sandyman - surliness incarnate.
Quote: "Mocking things makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside."

The Gaffer - crotchetyness incarnate.
Quote: "Well sure ye saved the world and all, but what about my potato patch? Why am I saddled with such a worthless son?"

Ioreth's Kinswoman - patience incarnate.
Quote: [nothing]

Haldir: Attitude incarnate.
Quote: "Prince of Mirkwood and Heir of Isildur, eh? Well, you get to see Galadriel when *I* say so, and not one second earlier."

Tom Bombadil: Off-topic incarnate
Quote: "Ho, Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! Come and rescue all of us from wicked Old Man Willow! Many chapters later we'll resume our journey grim, And finally we'll meet the guy with PLOT related to him!"

Balrog: Preening incarnate.
Quote: "Do? I don't DO anything. Never did. I just stand here and everyone runs like heck. I love it. Wanna see my flames?"

Ugluk: Idee fixe incarnate.
Quote: "I am Ugluk. I command. I command, my name is Ugluk. Any questions? Incidentally, I command."

Shagrat: Realpolitik incarnate.
Quote: "Allies? But Gorbag, things are so different now than they were five minutes ago."

Faramir: Sensitive Guy incarnate.
Quote: "Who'd have realized that the Houses of Healing would make me such a chick magnet? Wonder why I wasted all that time risking my life in heroic battle when getting sick would have done the trick."

Eowyn: Reserve incarnate.
Quote: "Feelings? How dare you presume to think that I might have them? Oh ... wait... why yes, I will marry you."

Wormtongue: Blatancy incarnate.
Quote: "Betray my most noble and worthy master? How could you...oh, wait, there is that little matter of my nickname. Pure levity, I assure you."

Eomer: Straightforwardness incarnate.
Quote: "I hate Orcs. Hey, there are some Orcs! KILL THEM ALL, BOYS!!"