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Thulorongil · 12-29-2002, 10:48 PM

Almighty Dark Lord-

A brilliant idea (as always) is this theme park.
Alas! I have troublesome news. My acquaintances and I have discovered that the wannabee, Saruman also thought that this park was a genius plan. That multi-colored little bug is planning in two weeks to open Sarumanland with it's mascot, the loved Dickey Dragon.
He plans on receiving more visitors because of his commonly conveniant location: not surrounded by sharp, menacing mountains and festering swamps. (Of course, those are some of the features that make your magical land such a wonderful place to come home to!) But many possible customers have traveled to that vexing creton's land in the past, thus being familiar with the area of this inferior, not as magical land.
Some of his target visitors are these that have visited the former Isengard before, halflings who don't like swamps, creatures he made, and those elves of Rivendell who have a strange and abnormal love for that fat dragon-mascot. Saruman also plans on attracting many eye-doctors and spectacle salesmen to his park, because they dissapprove of your frigh-- beautiful flaming eye.
My associates and I suggest that you send out Skippy to kick that Dickey's rear. Perhaps that eccentric Stewart, as well, he may be able to annoy Sharkey out of his wits.

Bill the Mumak
Representing your humble (not low to the ground) servants, the Oliphaunts

P.S. we will always serve your greatness, no matter what the situation, but WE STRONGLY RESENT THE FACT THAT YOU SERVE MUMAKIL BURGERS.

P.P.S. could you send out Gollum to strangle that little Samwise for stealing my perfect name to give to his pony? I could squash him like a bug, but Phil the Fat and I have tickets to Smaug and the Fire-Breathers at the Lonely Mountain.

12-29-2002, 10:48 PM	#19
Thulorongil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: wherever the road may take me Posts: 97	Almighty Dark Lord- A brilliant idea (as always) is this theme park. Alas! I have troublesome news. My acquaintances and I have discovered that the wannabee, Saruman also thought that this park was a genius plan. That multi-colored little bug is planning in two weeks to open Sarumanland with it's mascot, the loved Dickey Dragon. He plans on receiving more visitors because of his commonly conveniant location: not surrounded by sharp, menacing mountains and festering swamps. (Of course, those are some of the features that make your magical land such a wonderful place to come home to!) But many possible customers have traveled to that vexing creton's land in the past, thus being familiar with the area of this inferior, not as magical land. Some of his target visitors are these that have visited the former Isengard before, halflings who don't like swamps, creatures he made, and those elves of Rivendell who have a strange and abnormal love for that fat dragon-mascot. Saruman also plans on attracting many eye-doctors and spectacle salesmen to his park, because they dissapprove of your frigh-- beautiful flaming eye. My associates and I suggest that you send out Skippy to kick that Dickey's rear. Perhaps that eccentric Stewart, as well, he may be able to annoy Sharkey out of his wits. Bill the Mumak Representing your humble (not low to the ground) servants, the Oliphaunts P.S. we will always serve your greatness, no matter what the situation, but WE STRONGLY RESENT THE FACT THAT YOU SERVE MUMAKIL BURGERS. P.P.S. could you send out Gollum to strangle that little Samwise for stealing my perfect name to give to his pony? I could squash him like a bug, but Phil the Fat and I have tickets to Smaug and the Fire-Breathers at the Lonely Mountain. __________________ I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago, And people who will see a world that I shall never know.