[dragoneyes]

To: Dark lord Sauron

As of late I have been noticing the increasing amount of advertising for your wonderful park around here. My own cousin ventured there and said it to be a wonderful place, but with just one small problem, he said the music was intollerable.

I do not wish to insult whoever wrote that music, or yourself for choosing it, but a good piece of music always does well to set the mood. I have sat and thought long hours and finally come up with some music I hope you would see fit to use around the park (see enclosed tape).

If that does not suit your taste, then I would be happy to write other pieces, perhaps suited to attract one race more than others eg. hobbits.

I assure you, whatever you choose, my music shall put Sarumanworld's to shame.

Yours sincerely
Lindir, Elf of Rivendell.