To: Dark Lord Sauron
I am very pleased you chose my work for your park and am glad to be associated with such an outstanding organisation as MiddleEarth Enterprises. Yes, I am familiar with the story of the beginning of everything, it is quite a compliment that one such as yourself would say that my music reminded you of it.
For your kareoke bar, I myself would love to give music lessons, it has been a longlife dream of mine. I've always wanted to spread music around the whole of Middle-Earth, what better way than through an immensly popular theme park? Also, the elves round here are prosecuting me for offering my talents to you, they, unfortunately, believe those childish rumors going around.
Yet again I would ask you to take me on in my offer and let me work with you.
Yours sincerely
Lindir.
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.
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