Another madcap theory of my friend's and mine is the Middle-Earth theme park. Mt. Doom is just one of those artificial volcanoes that goes off every three hours. (Actually, during the movie, every time the volcano started flaring, she would whisper "Three hours, there it goes again" or something like that.
Another weird theory is that the reason Elrond is so grumpy all the time, is because Arwen really isn't his daughter (it's too long a story, and a tad inappropriate to put how we came to that conclusion)
Oh, and one of my other friend thinks the reason why it wouldn't be good to live in the Shire is because which of these war cries sounds better? :
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Anduril for the Dunedain!
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Frying pan for the Shire!
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I don't see what's so bad about frying pans though...