'Cording to my friend, I utterly forget to mention the Arwen conspiracy. Y'see, here it is:
Arwen really isn't in love with Aragorn, while he was busy on the fellowship, she met some nice elf guy, and hired Eowyn to seduce Aragorn. Just so you know, her idea, not mine...
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