Hobbits are good because they look like "Wah, we can't do anything! We're stupid hobbits that are defenseless and need big people to take care of us!" but they're really like "Grr! Bring it on, *****! Get ready to bite the dust! Nobody hurts OUR friends and gets away with it!"
Also they're a helluva lot cute. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Then I like Legolas because of that triple-flipple-somersault thing he does onto the horse in TT.
Yay! EVERYONE thinks Gollum is cute!
And I also like the wargs because they're very cute. Aw! Just look at my avatar!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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