Hahaha, great topic idea...
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Legolas (to his hair): Oh hair, how you glisten in the moonlight...how clean and perfect you are...how I love you hair...
Sauron (to....um anyone): I've had my eye set on you...
Maybe I'll have more later...
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...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!
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