It is an insult to LotR (Tolkien also) fans and even Tolkien and LotR themselves. I am forming an assassination attempt on the producer of Scary Movie 3, who will join me? (Just kidding on the assassination.)
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Even as they spoke there came a blare of trumpets. Then there was a crash and a flash of flame and smoke. The waters of the Deeping-stream poured out hissing and foaming: they were choked no longer, a gaping hole was blasted in the wall. A host of dark shapes poured in. "Devilry of Saruman!" cried Aragorn. -Helm's Deep.
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