Nazgul: 'lookin' for a baggins have you seen 'im?
Frodo: hmmmmm..... does he have long curly hair?like this?*displays hair*
nazgul: YES!
frodo: and does he have big furry feet?like these?
nazgul: YES!
frodo: and does he walk around?like this?*hobbles around*
nazgul: YES! YES!
frodo: and does he walk around with a ring, and say "The ring, it's getting heavier"
nazgul: YES YES!!! THAT'S THE ONE!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!??
Frodo: nope! never 'eard of 'im!
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh *nazgul grone and walk away....
Frodo: what a maroon what a ultra maroon!
*morgul knife comes whizzing through the air pinning frodo against a tree*
Nazgul: heeeeeeeeeeey! what do you think we are? stupid?................
i had this in another post... here it is again! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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`Merry';)
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